I really had wanted to plan this a bit better to take advantage of as many World Cup promos and new player signups as possible, but as usual I’d left it too late. So after getting back from town today about an hour before kick off, I scrambled to at least find some kind of good value bet I could put on the England game.
I discovered a £60 free bet offer with Victor Chandler. I’ve used their poker software but not their sports betting site so I qualified for this as a new player. After placing your first bet of between £10 and £60 you are awarded the same amount as a free bet to place on another event in future.
The only stipulation is that the first bet you place has to have odds of evens or greater – basically you can’t lump £60 on a sure thing at 1/20 odds and still take them for the free bet.
I decided to back England on the half time/full time market at 5/4 – I win £75 if they are leading at half time and win the match. My original plan was to have lots of different free bets working for me all hedged against each other for a sure-fire profit. With the "odds must be evens or higher" rule, which applies to most promotial bets, this is tricky but I’m sure it can be done! Without enough time to do it properly though today, I was happy enough having a flutter on England with a second chance free bet still to play.
Sure enough, the early goal means England are ahead at half time and this bet is in good shape. I wimp out a bit and lay off part of the bet with Betfair, making sure that I’m guaranteed a win – I’ll make a net profit of £60 now if England win and £15 if they choke – freerolling! England win – £60 kerching – and I still have another £60 of Mr Chandler’s money to bet with on the next game.
I mentioned I was in town before the game: having realised that I’ve continued to grow outward since last summer and can no longer fit into most of my shorts, I thought it was time to get a new pair and show off my lovely white legs again. The world truely appreciates this effort. With that mission accomplished, Claire also finds herself a bag that will be most useful for our Vegas trip (T-42).
I ponder whether I should get one myself – not the same one of course as it’s a woman’s bag – but something similar, but kinda more manly. I don’t really know what I’m looking for, but all I can think of is Jack Bauer’s bag in the latest season of 24. This bag went everywhere with him, and of course contained almost anything you’d ever need to use on a counter-terrorist mission, despite Jack having not worked for CTU for quite some time until that morning.
So, I need to find a "Jack Bag". Reckon I can pull this look off?
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