I think my Poker Tracker just broke.
I’m fairly sure that (a) I haven’t actually lost ninety two grand in one day and (b) that I wouldn’t need a computer program to tell me I was struggling to beat the game if I was spewing at a rate of $26 per hand.
That’s an impressive loss rate – more than four big bets per hand at $3/$6 limit, which is apparently where these hands all came from (despite me not having played that limit on Poker Stars for over a year!).
If you lost that much money every hundred hands, you’d have a pretty big leak. But every hand? You’d have to try really hard. Like bet and raise on every street, hope someone else comes along for the ride and then fold, giving up a huge pot for a single bet on the river. Every time.
Actually I guess it could be pretty easy if the other players are paying attention, but any poker site worth their salt would pick up this betting pattern and flag you as a chip dumper before you can say "I cap it!".
This wasn’t me, I swear.
God alone knows what’s happened, but I think I probably need to reload my database.
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