This card is apparently a "large letter". Miserable bastards.
I had to go and collect it too after they left me a card that suggested I had something important waiting for me.
The postman didn’t even knock to see if I was in. I’m sure they try to avoid confrontation with this kind of festive penny pinching.
However I did get a good dose of Christmas cheer when I popped into Sainsbury’s on my way home, where I heard this announcement. Probably for a dare.
"Having a Christmas party?
We’ll save you the mither
Cos we’ve got party food
Two for a fiver."
Brilliant.
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